Archive for June, 2010
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My Stay at Home Husband
I have to give it to the hubs. He went from a family life catered to his work schedule to one catered to quite the opposite. No longer does he wake up and, like a princess walking through her fairy tale, the day smoothly falls around him, creating a flower scented path in its wake. [...]
Woot! Friday Flip-Offs!
As though I don’t complain enough, Gigi at Kludy Mom has seduced me with the beans to intensify production of foul discharges from my inner being. Presented on one of her nice little plates, Friday Flip-Offs are a fun way to get the weekend bubbling. And the heavens know, I cannot resist a good bean.
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Birds of a feather
Per a recent post I have come to understand that I am in like company. I thank the powers of the internet for bringing together IP addresses of crazies across web! Woot!
I don’t have to inform you that there has been a serious drought of material around here. Every place on earth has a dry [...]
Father’s Day!
Happy Daddy’s Day to all the Daddies who did not fail to acknowledge their daughter’s wedding!
What? Weren’t prepared for that little nugget of issues? That’s what you get here; treasures of crazy when you least expect it. Wouldn’t want you to get bored and ‘get me the hell out of here’ click-y. Moving on.
Or back, [...]
Funny vs. Weird. Which are you?
How do you know you’re not weird? Not cute weird, but a contender for the most socially awkward award?
I tell sarcastic jokes. I save the best ones for myself. Sometimes, I laugh so hard, I can’t even get passed thoughts to develop my silly bites into sounds.
On other occasions, I blurt a blurb and receive [...]
Smiling for Sunday
I despise Negative Nancy’s, and Debbie Downer’s, and especially Depressed Dave’s. I’ve been too close of friends with them lately and am turning my back on them at once. I would feel bad, but they probably love the material to cry over.
At my new job, I supposedly took a high stress position. I feel I [...]
I’ve felt like crying all week
It began on Sunday when I told my husband I didn’t like it in Ft Myers after he started his continued campaign for reasons to love it here. Because we only argue about the important things, we started an irritated back and forth which pulled the phrase “We have nothing in common” from the depths [...]
Biting Nastiness
Its questionable that my one year old is unaware of his ability to bite. He does not bite his favorite mommy parts, but he will unleash his jaw power on anything and any one else. “Ouch!” can be heard from any given family member at any time so long as he is around.
He just bit [...]
Missing in action
…because I am overloaded with activity. Our moving process is proving to be long and arduous. Just a quick update to let you know I’M STILL HERE!!!
Furniture hunting to fill the new space. Turns out, the furniture required for 400 sq ft living spaces looks and feels like doll house furniture in any other setting.
My [...]
