As though I don’t complain enough, Gigi at Kludy Mom has seduced me with the beans to intensify production of foul discharges from my inner being. Presented on one of her nice little plates, Friday Flip-Offs are a fun way to get the weekend bubbling. And the heavens know, I cannot resist a good bean.
For my first Flip-Off, I turn double fingers toward my new bosses who apparently have something against information technology. They have the internet locked, guarded, and protected better than the damn Sorcerer’s Stone! I can’t even try to charm a three headed dog to make an attempt at being beaten to hell by a chess piece. And to make matters worse, they fired someone my first week, citing reasons of checking email on her phone. And still, to make things absolutely frightening, there are rumors of cameras in the office. Lord knows I like being the star of my own show, but that’s the raging I’m Addicted to the Internet show, not this other weird intervention crap. Never liked druggies on TV. Flip Off.
The second goes to the chocolate basket at my new job. You make me fat. I don’t like you. Flip Off.
Finally, the last goes to my house guest who was using every single facility in my home that I turned to use last night and this morning. From the washing machine to my hair dryer, you were here one night. How are you able to exhaust all my resources in so little time?! And stop delving into my toothbrush reserves every time you come here. I cannot afford to supply you with a non dollar store tooth cleaner per every visit. Flip Off.
That is all.
Oh wait, one more! To my kids’ sweet little faces, damn you! My heart drops every time I think of you throughout the week while I’m away. I am so grateful for the stay at home time I’ve had. I love you! I love you! I lOoOve you! That’s all I wanted to say.
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I love, love, love your Friday Flip offs!! You have such a way with words!!
That really sucks about the new employer, sorry!! Thanks for the laugh!!
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This was a read that I needed this friday morning. I love the Flip Offs, and the office sounds awful. You made me perk up this morning, groggy head and all from waking at 5 am, ugh!
have a great weekend.
See you again soon.
Pamela
Blog Frog
Sits
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Still can’t believe that about your work. That seriously blows. Hopefully there will be a shift in managament or better yet, some magical shift in the universe that would make technology available to you. At least we can hope. Hang in there. Great flips.
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Make that chocolate go away! I’m having the same issue with all the frosting and cake around here for little CEO’s birthday. this whole work thing is just not going to do…we never get to ’see’ you anymore!!!
WAHHH!!!!
have a great weekend, friend!
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ok. sorry, but do you watch the bachelorette. i’m ashamed to admit that i do, it’s the train wreck aspect, anyway – this one ’suitor’ had this thing he always said, he was there to ‘guard and protect her heart’ -so your comment on the internet being locked down and guarded made me think of that.
random. i know.
anyway – holy CRAP being fired for checking e-mail on the phone? and cameras? That shit aint’ right!
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omg, I really couldn’t work at your new place of employement. are you CIA now.
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Oh you poor thing! What is UP with your new bosses! YIKES! Great flips fellow flipper!
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Yikes, scary office indeed! Great flip offs, happy weekend!
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I’m a tad frightened of your new employer-I think I would be scared to even pee at work.
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Because I love you Firday post so much I have an award for you at
@ Organzied Chaos!!
Blessings,
Monica
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Hey. Thanks for the sweet comment in my A list post. I was wanting to do it as more of a plug for their fabulous idea, but I really am pretty lame. lol.
So, I finally convinced Gigi to change her settings so I can email back directly. Is there any way of convincing you to add your email so it links your comments to that?? I know you are a busy girl and all, but I’d love it.
Hope you are havin a fabulous weekend!!
We need to do more with Arete too. Don’t ya think? I’ve been thinking about it, but time is- well you know. Less than helpful these days. I think it’s plotting to bring me down and I just won’t have it!
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Yeah, your new bosses sound a little extreme. But I don’t know, I wish my employer would back up their cell phone/computer/internet use policies sometimes. They have all of these policies that we had to sign saying we wouldn’t use our cell phones/personal laptops at work (keep in mind, I work for a hospital) and still people screw around on their iPhones when they should be working. I’ve even seen people answer their cell phones in patient rooms. Definite no-no. Aaand I’ll end my little rant there. ;o)
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